croutoncat:

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

missalice23:

*falls over laughing*

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

qozxe:

Drink up my darling

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

swayzepatrick:

catiyez:

We ladies can relate to this all day lol

lol i don’t do this ever, but all my friends do. it’s hilarious to watch.

buttgenie:

sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

kawaiipeculier:

hearing a crunch while eating soft food